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Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.
"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.
by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012
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pulling a Christian

Sending nudes to every girl even if they they don't want it. Even if they say they don't want the nudes Keep sending nudes until they send something that excites you sexually.
Omg he you got bra pics, you must have been pulling a Christian
by Eeyyyy baby333 May 23, 2016
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Marcus Møller Christensen

Marcus Møller Christensen is a homo. and has fake yeezys
"Marcus Møller Christensen? Yeah hes homo"
by NINIS February 20, 2017
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it’s so christian

When it actually means it’s so gay that you put Christianfor the irony.
Did you read that manga I sent you?”
“Yea....it’s so Christian...and fruity.”
by TheMRaz January 30, 2018
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Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018
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Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018
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Kaare Alexander Christensen

Kaare Alexander Christensen, is so cute, that even a puppy is envious
by hapsi April 18, 2018
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