Anal Artisan

Someone who is an expert in the art of Anal sex.

Girl 1: Is that mike over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he was like an anal artisan last night.

by StevenStoner420 November 29, 2011

Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Anal Log

the opposite of a sneaky shit just like a big ol plop plop boom boom down into the bowl just the loudest fattest shit you ever seen

'oi mate gonna take a shit brb'
'yea bet sneaky shit ?'
'nah mate anal log'
'fuck save some for me daddy'

by sneakyshitguzzler376 March 1, 2022

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone is simply calling for help.

ex; There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS!!!

by Ron_Mexico613 June 18, 2021

anal interlocking

When yourself and another person with an anus that is shaped like a cone from prolapse, press together anally and interlock with each other. Sometimes it gets even more tasty when one person needs to shit.

I did anal interlocking with my girl the other day and she seemed to enjoy it.

by sexy carracal May 21, 2021

anal jamboree

3.A brace of poo's(a gathering of frog swollower's).
4.Oftern associated with the ''FREE-LANCE FELCHER'S SOCIETY''.

Billy enjoy's the partaking of his friends batty hole...coz billy is a cum caldren fag.

by bryan December 20, 2004

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone simply calls for help.

ex: There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS.

by Ron_Mexico613 June 21, 2021