Anal Dysfunction

When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.

George put Advil up his anus because of his anal dysfunction

by Anal_dysfunction January 19, 2011

Anal Noose

The act of fucking a girl in the ass while having her hair tied in a noose around your neck, and having her legs wrapped around your ass

Mate1: How'd it go last night?
Mate2: Horrible.
Mate1: How so?
Mate2: I did the Anal Noose.
Mate1: The what?
Mate2: You don't want to know

by Nouget Trelli January 25, 2018

anal tennis

The act of playing tennis with inserting the ball into the anus, farting, and launching it towards the other side of the court. May also refer to the act of playing tennis by holding the racket with one's asshole.

"I played anal tennis with Micheal today."

-A: "Hey man, we should play anal tennis sometime."
-B: "Sure thing, Trevor."

by Striving Door January 23, 2014

anal factory

An anal factory is when a group of Horny homeless men spread cocaine around the anus And snort until they suffocate from lack of oxygen

"dude I walked by this old shed yesterday and saw some homeless guys doing some anal factory"

by AnalTuba69 November 20, 2014

anal community

A community that consist of gay men that participate in anal daily while singing "Fa Who Dores" around a tree shaped like a penis.

Look at that fag, I bet he lives in an anal community.

by Sex breakfast October 6, 2016

anal drainage

When one's anus suffers from severe pwnage.

This pwnage can be present in a form of ways such as getting pwned in a game of basketball, or simply losing to a little Chinese boy at a game of chess in less than 11 moves.

"Did you see that monster grab I had at last night's game?! Total anal drainage!"

by J-Thread February 5, 2010

Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021