Apple Fucker

One whom fucks the apples.

Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.

by itslilred September 6, 2021

apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.

"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"

by worlds best apple puncher December 9, 2015

Apple juice

Daniel Seavey sings this song when he spilt his juce on his pants

" I spilt my apple juice, my apple juice"

by #wdw2 June 13, 2018

Apple

An electronic store that loves to take your money.

”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.

by 🏈 November 20, 2018

apple

🍎

i eat apple

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 25, 2022

Apple

1. The round fruit of the tree of the rose family, which typically has red or green skin and crisp flesh.
2. The American multinational technology company headquartered in California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services.

Why would you make a serious Urban Dictionary definition about apples?

by Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov (Lenin) June 20, 2019

Apple

A fruit you eat that is from a tree

Eldin: OMG MAX IS EATING AN APPLE

by Joe Mama Deez Nuts on yo face August 11, 2022