I'm depressed

me to imma commit sudoku.

"I'm depressed af bich"

by murder :D December 3, 2024

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

I'm a bitch

Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them

Riley:I'm a bitch
Me:that's why we don't like you

by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021

Yes I'm

When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word

Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!

by Yes i'm February 4, 2022

I'm an idiot

Don't worry, you're not the only one.

"I'm an idiot."

by world's best idiot June 14, 2021

i'm mariariari

What the hell is this

Hello, i'm mariariari

by LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII October 1, 2021

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022