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ghetto wild animal

What black "people" are
Did you hear about that ghetto wild animal in Philly that shot that septa bus driver to death over a minor slight???
by Guhhhh November 3, 2023
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Ghetto-Biome

The microbiome (bacterial population)of your intestinal tract is established in your childhood. It effects your mood, weight and many other things

A ghetto biome is the population of bacteria that results from eating mostly processed sugary foods like marshmallow cereal and poptarts for dinner and never eating fermented foods like yogurt.
She just has a ghetto-biome, the doctor said.
by Siliconvalleysage August 19, 2019
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Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.
Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.
by Thorntor April 29, 2015
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Ghetto Bird

A large bird of prey that belongs to the Rotary family, the Ghetto Bird originates from California. It is commonly spotted over areas such as San Bernardino, Compton, and Long Beach while hunting for prey. Ghetto Birds are primarily active during the day but are also skilled nocturnal hunters, thanks to their advanced 1-million-lumen photon transmitters.
I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third, cause I'm getting chased by the Ghetto Bird!
by SumDude357 February 16, 2025
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Ghetto Theatre

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.
Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!
by fuckschoolbitch420 July 19, 2017
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024
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