Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*

Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

Urban dictionary

A place for random people to put strange definitions for random words.

Urban dictionary is pretty funny...

by J. A. Villam October 7, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on.

You are probably reading this arent you?

Example:
Guy 1: Hey Look im on Urban Dictionary!
Everyone Else: We know

by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024

Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.

Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life

by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020

urban dictionary

it means that you're banned from the dictionary, "ur-ban"

haha ur ban' from the urban dictionary, which this post wont become

by antenymxd May 8, 2019

URBAN DICTIONARY

A useless dictionary full of useless words

1 " Have you heard of urban dictionary? "
2 " Nah bro, that shits ass "

by Your mam and dad May 20, 2023

urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.

A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.

by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017