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Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.
Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.
by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017
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Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem
"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"
by SteakSammich January 6, 2021
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One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.
Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about
by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021
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Two omars facing eachother

Two omars facing eachother basicly means two retards facing eachother.

It happens When omar look into a mirror to see what color it is💀then he Discovers another person (himself)

Then he tries to talk with him which resolve to an endless stupid line of thoughts

In five words it means

Source of infinite amount stupidity
Something in the bathroom : Maaehhh
Ismail: is that a goat???
Simon: might be ??
Morgan Freeman: no..In fact what is occurring in the bathroom is the rare Occasion of Two omars facing eachother
by Lucky licks kicks April 1, 2022
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International Two-Face Day

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.
Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!
by edgyswaglord69 October 4, 2019
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two truck cover up

When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.
Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.
by Lenny The Meme Master May 18, 2016
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Drawn to Life: Two Realms

A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...
Drawn to Life: Two Realms is a bad revival of Drawn to Life.
by anonymous200020 July 11, 2022
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