Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach

Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.

by safety.scissors October 18, 2024

Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.

Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.

by riotkiley January 22, 2024

chris

just really awesome, soo cute and hot eg-chris hemswroth, chris pine, chris pratt, christopher nolan, christian bale, christopher mcquire.

ooh see that boy over there, hes a chris definately

by baallalallala January 23, 2021

Chris C

I really love Chris C

Chris C is the best person in the world and he is very cool

by pitchblackpussydestroyer22 November 23, 2021

chris

a cool guy. probably a tranny lol. he may not have many friends but the few he does have are the best and are lucky people to know a chris. he is very energetic and loves making people laugh. he is a really loyal friend too and will definitely stick by you. even though he is really nice, he will be mean if he has too. he's a real g.

"what a cool guy!"
"yea..that's chris"

by dayyyuuummmmm July 14, 2020

Chris

A kind-hearted guy who may seem like a misfit at first, but will surprise you. Christophers are playful, energetic, intelligent, and damn sexy. They are human beings like no other, they know how to treat a girl right. They are great in bed and usually pipe the ladies, also their performance in the bedroom is immaculate. Loved by all women, Christophers will charmers and will claim the hearts of many with their words and looks. Christophers also see a great amount of wealth so they are also ballers. These awesome beings have surpassed all the others will reach a level of devinity but will never come close to being God.

That Chris, That Chris, she is a pretty girl.

by khidcash1212 November 23, 2021

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023