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Chris

Gonna date roxy some day amiright. up top!
hey when is chris gonna date roxy? its been 20 years
by Spicz June 11, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Pull a Chris

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023
mugGet the Pull a Chrismug.

lil Chris

Wanna be black rapper thinks he’s a good rapper ( but he’s not)
Lil Chris is so good

No he’s not
by 0693 November 27, 2018
mugGet the lil Chrismug.

Chris

Chris. Typically has dark colored hair. Long and kinda messy looking. Typically on the slender side and has an amazing sense of style. Usually gifted with a charming smile that can sweep a girl off her feet.

While Chris may not be much of a talker or express his love outwardly. He still cares very deeply for his friends and his family. In fact, he's quite the cuddler and enjoys physical attention. However, his bashfulness tends to get the better of him which prevents him from actually going through with things as simple as holding hands.

Chris is also quite the genius. While he may not act it and play dumb. He's got quite a lot of information stored in his brain that would probably intrigued and surprise most of the people around him.
by Kathryn R April 28, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

operation jingle jangle chris crangle

fuck idk i got it from matt rose
my fav movie is operation jingle jangle chris crangle
no it's not
by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
mugGet the operation jingle jangle chris cranglemug.

ball-less chris

a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller
person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy

person 3: ong
by synonym!? March 14, 2022
mugGet the ball-less chrismug.

Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

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