Pussy Handler

It's the P.H. in Neil Patrick Harris

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"

by mesmatthews December 05, 2008

barf pussy

A barf pussy is a vagina that emits a smell of vomit and is sometimes accompanied by vomit smelling discharge.

Two friends walk into a crowded mall bathroom. One of the girls goes into a stall that has just been used, and smells barf pussy. They both leave the bathroom at the same time and this is the conversation that ensues.

Girl #1: OMG did you smell that?
Girl #2 : Smell what?
Girl #1: That barf pussy. I walked into the stall right after that skank got out and the seat was still warm and the air smelled like her vagina barfed in the toilet!!

by Travvykenj December 11, 2013

pussy toke

The act of insert a smoking device into ones vagina, in efforts to put some smoke into the uterus. Witch one can either force out or have sucked out.

Holy shits!!!Did you she that pussy toke Mary Jane just did?!?!?

by Big Bad Jon3 August 17, 2007

Pussy Powder

The powder some girl's use to dry up their vaginas. Gives a nice matte finish.

Alyssa can't sleep tonight due to her shiny pussy, thankfully, she has a bottle of pussy powder to help dry that lake up!

by jtforando September 26, 2016

pussy sailing

when lads go out in their car's looking for some pussy

"Got my car fixed earlier mate, fancy going pussy sailing tonight?"
"Yeah! Pick me up, and we'll go!

by pussysailer March 19, 2011

Pussy lips

When someones lips are incredibility wide and fat.

In the movie "Predator 2", Danny Glover called the predator pussy lips,

by An-Unknown-Unknown May 15, 2010

Pussy Pounder

One who gains great satisfaction from conducting violent thrusting to the pussy.

Tom is such a pussy pounder, he obliterated ash's vagina.

by PokemonMaster5577 May 27, 2009