Abiding by the standards of the preliminary bidding and showcase rounds of the game show The Price is Right. Specifically, a guessing game participant tries to guess the value which is the closest to being correct without going over.
Example#1
Me: Dude, I got a game we can play; let's guess the price of people's crap on Antique Roadshow.
Joe: Alright. "Price is Right" rules!
Example#2
Me: Ok guys, try to guess how much I weigh.
Paul: 81.6 kilos! Ok, ok.. 180 pounds.
Joe: 201 pounds.
Me: "Price is Right" rules -- right?
Joe: Ya.
Me: OK, I guess 202.
Joe: You bastard!
Me: Alright, let's see... Damn! I'm 199!
Paul: Wow, dude, you're fat. But, hey.. I win!
Joe: F-that... I was closest, you were way off! Friggin' "Price is Right" rules...
Me: Dude, I got a game we can play; let's guess the price of people's crap on Antique Roadshow.
Joe: Alright. "Price is Right" rules!
Example#2
Me: Ok guys, try to guess how much I weigh.
Paul: 81.6 kilos! Ok, ok.. 180 pounds.
Joe: 201 pounds.
Me: "Price is Right" rules -- right?
Joe: Ya.
Me: OK, I guess 202.
Joe: You bastard!
Me: Alright, let's see... Damn! I'm 199!
Paul: Wow, dude, you're fat. But, hey.. I win!
Joe: F-that... I was closest, you were way off! Friggin' "Price is Right" rules...
by Jud R December 19, 2008
Trump: Rules for thee but not for me, you gotta release your tax returns but I don't have to do it because.... reasons.... bullshit... excuses....
It should be "rules for thee and rules for me, rules for all of us!" We must all follow the rules.
It should be "rules for thee and rules for me, rules for all of us!" We must all follow the rules.
by SomeDude2022 February 20, 2022
FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALL.CONTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.
FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"
DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
A mathematical equation to determine the age of a man's second wife: you take the man's physical age divided by two plus 7 years and that will be his second wife's age. The rule is also true to women who are first-time widows or divorcees but in reverse: Take her age, subtract seven years and multiply by two and that's the age, plus or minus a few years, of her second husband. If she's 44, she should start hanging out at nursing homes and VFW lodges because her next husband will be in his 70s. (You have to allow greater margin of error the older a woman's second husband's likely to be.) The problem is there are more women who are divorced in their 40s and 50s than there are single men in their 60s and 70s. Hence, further validation of the line in "Sleepless in Seattle" that "it's easier for a woman to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband over the age of 40."
Jessie: I just found out no account my ex-husband's dating a woman who's 29.
Kevin: How old is he?
Jessie: 44
Kevin: Well, according to the so-called 2nd Wife Rule, which takes half his age, which is 22, plus seven years, which is 29, she's the exact age he should be dating.
Jessie: That lousy bastard! Well, two can play that game. I'm going to find me a 29 year old stud.
Kevin: Sorry, sweetie but that cougar don't hunt. Your search demographic is in their 70s.
Jessie: Then they better be rich!
Kevin: Probably not. If they were, they'd be tapping the 29 year old, too. Via Viagara!
Kevin: How old is he?
Jessie: 44
Kevin: Well, according to the so-called 2nd Wife Rule, which takes half his age, which is 22, plus seven years, which is 29, she's the exact age he should be dating.
Jessie: That lousy bastard! Well, two can play that game. I'm going to find me a 29 year old stud.
Kevin: Sorry, sweetie but that cougar don't hunt. Your search demographic is in their 70s.
Jessie: Then they better be rich!
Kevin: Probably not. If they were, they'd be tapping the 29 year old, too. Via Viagara!
by iowabuckeyes March 25, 2011
Nancy Pelosi : Don't get haircuts (at beginning of pandemic)
Also Nancy Pelosi : *gets haircut at salon*
Kamala Harris : Owns handgun
Also Kamala Harris : Takes away everyone else's guns
RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME
Also Nancy Pelosi : *gets haircut at salon*
Kamala Harris : Owns handgun
Also Kamala Harris : Takes away everyone else's guns
RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME
by tungstan February 10, 2021
a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about
random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"
by sad truth July 12, 2009
"if it exists,you can play Bad apple on it."" if it can,it can Bad apple"If this thing exists,you can play the song "bad apple" on it.Rule made by @bad.....apple on tik tok.
Person 1:Hey have you heard abt playing bad apple on a pregnancy test bro??
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..
by Urdadlesbianuwu February 20, 2023