Two-ee Shu-ee

To last only two minutes in bed.

Justin: Hey Cody, I heard you pulled a two-ee shu-ee last night!
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...

by CigarBoner December 26, 2012

Two second butta nutta

1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.

1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!

by I-hop650 May 31, 2011

Drawn to Life: Two Realms

A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...

Drawn to Life: Two Realms is a bad revival of Drawn to Life.

by anonymous200020 July 11, 2022

two truck cover up

When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.

Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.

by Lenny The Meme Master May 18, 2016

Two fingers add the tit

Double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like two fingers add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 30, 2022

One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021

Two fingers, add the tit.

Two fingers, add the tit is a double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like Two fingers, add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 27, 2022