ass tickler

having ones ass licked, tickled or bitten

I got an ass tickler last night

by John A. Mcdooshbag December 26, 2008

ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

creepy-ass

Adjective. Annoyingly unpleasant; sickening; repulsive in such a way as to excite nausea or loathing.

Why, yes...that is indeed a creepy-ass graphic. WTF?

by GKA September 7, 2005

Ass-Quake

The kind of fart that moves soil.

Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!

by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

Ass Master

A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.

The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.

Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!

O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!

by Joe Pellerin May 15, 2005

ass ramming

the act of fucking some ones anus with all their force.

Even was ass ramming Jenn all last night. The next morning Jenn was caught ass ramming Even.

by theomen666000111 June 21, 2006

The Ass- Insults

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003