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Russian Deadline 

The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.

Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.

Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.
"Thomas said people would start showing up around 4, but that seems to be a Russian Deadline."
Russian Deadline by Hot&SourSoup August 20, 2024
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Russian Attack Helicopter 

Damn bro, ur gender is a russian attack helicopter!? nahhhhh :skull:

russiancockmagic 

russiancockmagic + flicker goon + noradrenaline + jamaican smile + german stare + balkan rage mango mango mango. those who know
When my opponent uses russiancockmagic those who know mango mango mango
roussin is a mega sig
roussin by dobberx2 December 5, 2024

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness 

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

Russian Bus 

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.
“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
Russian Bus by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024
Russia might beat the cost to WW3
Russia by Gun January 6, 2025