shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021

Crystal Run

a euphemism for having sex

Josh: Yo I'm about to do a Crystal Run
Brock: GG, hope you drop alloy ;)

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 10, 2023

Running Bent

Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax

Your using that firm? I heard they’d been running bent John.

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

running over the hedgehog

something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.

Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"

by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017

shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020

Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020