bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

riding clap

When you ride someone small nakey and make them all salty . your ass claps so hard it sounds like a round of applause and the room sounds like a stadium , the sound of the claps echo so your parents can hear and your baby sister can remember

jOsH: yo last night she was riding clap.

by big dick penis April 18, 2020

ride em' hard and leave em' wet

a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.

To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"

by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022

dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”

bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding”

by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

ride wit me

Best song ever. Made by T.I in 2006.

"-Aah shiit did u hear the song made by T.I?? Its called Ride wit me!"

by Gardulf November 12, 2016

Bull Riding Butt Fuck

The act of climbing on a male’s back with a know tied around their balls, and proceeding to insert your penis into their Butthole

“If you dont shut up I will Bull Riding Butt Fuck you until you beg for mercy”

by Eansolo April 28, 2024

Scrotun Riding

The feeling when you've been mounted in MO2 so long that the Jotun beneath you feels attached to your anatomy.

Sig: "I've been scrotun riding for hours."

by HereForTheLaughs October 10, 2022