Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

Potato

Potato (v)

1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.

Dude! I totally potatoed this weekend watching The Handmaid's Tale.

by Stfu_donny June 26, 2017

Potato

Noel Gallagher

POTATO.

by Clive Evans July 8, 2017

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017