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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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American Rotational Golddigger

When an American male seductively digs his penis into a homosexual partner's naval passage(Left, Right, or Both), Spins himself or his partner in a rotational movement, pulls out, and finds nosehairs stuck onto his penis.
Them custy Americans and their American Rotational Golddigger... -.-
by Lolwatbrownguy May 2, 2010
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Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.
by zachzach September 15, 2008
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The American Fist

* When you fist a girl so hard and so deep it causes her to pass-out.

* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.
I really should have token my girlfriend to the hospital after I gave her The American Fist.
by Casey Friedalnd April 6, 2008
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American Promise

n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.

Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.
Examples of American promises:

1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."

"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.
by eXDax July 1, 2008
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American Friday

The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.
"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"

"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"
by Justin aka "Juice" September 25, 2008
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[An American Crime]

really fucked up movie about a dumb cunt that beats a really nice girl cuz her real daughter is a prego slut

based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966
by panda81507 January 18, 2009
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