Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.
The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.
by fro99er July 15, 2024
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Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Max and theo

Yo did max and theo get married
Yeah but i wasn't there
by Soap112 September 29, 2021
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Max

Max is a very lovable person. will most likely find their true love at a young age and will find school rough. They are matched well with most normally matched well with girls named Ruby. They are cocky and have high self-esteem, however, is always used in a good way to make people smile. Max's are the type of people you should cherish if you have been blessed enough to have known or met a Max in your life. When Max starts to become flirty they have found the person they want to be with. most of the time Max's have a hard time trusting people but when they trust someone they get very easily attached. They have attachment issues. When they find someone and open up to that person their entire life has been steered towards that person. All your thoughts are channelled towards that person. However, when someone thing hurts you emotionally it takes a while for you to bounce back. Max's are always genuine and are always meaning the best by their actions.
Max meets a girl
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
by SLIDIE CARS November 24, 2021
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Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”
Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
by anonymous April 12, 2022
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Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.
“That Max got no chat girl

“Max is gone in 60 seconds
by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021
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Max

He is proper fit and peng and I would like to ss with u max 🥺🥺xxx
Max is pengggg
by Lillief120 November 19, 2020
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