mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.

I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.

by Forestdancer September 9, 2022

Mouth Piñata

When a man, or woman, stuff their mouth with semen or other tasty treats, and others take turn using their penis to smack the "treats" out the persons mouth for all to enjoy.

We got so drunk last night we ended up playing Mouth Piñata until a huge rod busted open their mouth to release all the goodies inside.

by Chubby Pickle October 6, 2016

cunt mouth bitch

Female's mouth is like a pussy, and she's disliked. Used in anger, aggression, and bitch description.

Cunt mouth bitch. Her mouth is like a cunt, pussy, and filthy.

by Ronigirls July 13, 2015

moo mouth

Someone who makes cow noises when they talk, frequently used as a comeback to an insult.

"You sir, are a strumpet"
"You Ma'am, are a Moo Mouth"

by drshmn January 23, 2018

Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.

Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."

by Verber April 20, 2016

Frog mouth

A derby player named marissa.

Did you see frog mouth at the last game?

by Doctorgarby January 6, 2024

Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.

"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."

by Etymondeo August 9, 2024