Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.

Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in

by Mr,bartender November 06, 2022

dip and chip

the process of having sex and leaving straight after, probs because you aren't interested.

Brandon: are you going to shag her?
tom: yeah, dip and chip though, don't want her to think we are a thing!

by karamelsutra December 06, 2017

Flip the dip

Some super gay, whack-ass bullshit that occurs in Stewart County, Tennessee. There's a small restaurant named The DIp Dairy Freeze that exists off of the side of the highway running through Stewart county. Flipping the dip is simply driving around the building and returning to the highway without purchasing anything or going through the drive thru. "Why?" you may ask, and to put it simply: there is NOTHING to fucking do in Stewart co and this is considered fun.

Redneck fuckhead 1: Hey, Billy-john, what should we go do?

Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.

Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.

Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!

by cousinfuckersupreme February 27, 2017

Swiss dip and shit

A Swiss dip but then you defecate on their forhead

I'm gonna Swiss dip and shit on your sister

by Sleety February 10, 2019

Dip-Fuckery

The act in witch a man proceeds to wipe the walls of his anus with a well coated Fun-Dip stick, and then continues to slide it around his taint before going all the way.

"Wowie! All this Dip-Fuckery has me wetter than Niagra Falls!"

by SkankyJanky October 01, 2016

dip junior

dip (DJ) is a man favored by God. he is a man of the stars- not like his brother, Elthon, but nevertheless is an upstanding boy.

I’m going to so see my son Dip Junior tonight.

by madphivelin March 14, 2019

Diddy Dip

The new T-Bag! The act of lowering ones testicles, bent knees, squatting and dipping onto the face, mouth, forehead, cheek, eyeball or chin area of a significant other or unsuspecting person. Just the way Diddy would do.

Todd fell asleep and Brad Diddy Dipped him all over the face and everyone laughed even though it was gay.

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits June 15, 2024