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David Carrick

Disgusting pervert who got away with some of the most revolting crimes for so many years. Why? He was a London Metropolitan police officer who carried a gun around protecting important UK Goverment buildings. It was this role that he used to hide his true colours. He worked in the same department of his police force as his sick colleague Wayne Couzens. He was referred to by his work colleagues as "Bastard Dave." All his victims thought they'd never be believed thanks to his policing role.

The crimes he committed were 80 sexual offences including at least 48 counts of rape against 12 women between 2003 and 2020 (17 years). Some of these offences were multiple incident offences and so less overall charges. The filthy bastard would force his victims to drink his piss and sometimes directly into their mouths, lock them in tiny cupboards for hours to use as slaves and make them clean his house naked. He would repeatedly rape them. In some cases he would dictate when they ate and slept. He threatened to kill them if they didn't comply. What a nasty fucking piece of work. Thankfully he admitted to the charges and a conviction was secured and he has gained national and some international attention so one can name and shame this freak as much as they like. He will likely spend the rest of his days behind bars. Filthy fucking pig.
David Carrick is a sick pervert! Hope he get's a taste of his own medicine in prison!
by TheFunnyGuy88 January 16, 2023
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The David Lyons Complex

The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.
"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."
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David Robertson

A strange creature that is know to prey on special need children
"Hey did you see David Robertson overthere"
"Yeah I think he's targeting some kids"
by Nick371 August 30, 2022
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David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
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David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)
Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..
by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021
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david aka fadedstories

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3
by Uranus:) April 18, 2024
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David Bernadard

David Bernadard a professional photographer working at the DMV. Known for his highly skilled eye for image, he has been passionate about photography since he was a child, starting at age 4. He finds ways to capture the beauty of the world through just his camera lens. David Bernadard strives to create images that are both visually striking and emotionally impactful, and the DMV is very lucky to have him.

Aside from photography, David has two children and a happy family. He also enjoys hiking and traveling the world, saying that he believes that his "diverse range of experiences and interests have helped to shape David's unique perspective as a photographer" (Bernadard, 47).
David Bernadard takes lovely photos!
by xynoub April 16, 2023
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