Sandy clacker

A clacker vagina that is sandy. In some cases an unfortunate woman's name.

"Oh i love summer, but i hate it when i get a sandy clacker!"

by brittanybritty October 16, 2008

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Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)

Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?

by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010

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Related Words

Cracker Barrel • Cracker Smacker • cracker lover • cracker ass • Cracker Dick • cracker monkey • Cracker-Nigger • Cracker Attack • Cracker Barrel Baptism • Cracker Factory

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

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porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

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Queen Cricker

Methed out 17 year old sluts who fuck other people's husbands...and then try to convince everyone that you can turn a whore into a housewife. Home wrecker, stupid bitch and scummy cunt are also good definitions.

No better example than the queen cricker herself, Tracy Freeze.

by agentjojobear October 2, 2011

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