This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023
Get the Beat a BLU Mercenary Daymug. when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
(smash that pussy)
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
Get the beat girl meatmug. by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020
Get the Beating Cricketsmug. The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015
Get the Flour Beatingmug. by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021
Get the three shoe beatingmug. by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Everytime superman Gets Competetive, THey Beat His Ass<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by steely Don December 8, 2021
Get the beat your peamug.