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awkward banana 

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner
1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'
awkward banana by thebizabiz March 3, 2011

hand banana 

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.
hand banana by EsotericSwiss April 20, 2018

Crispy Banana Vr 

Crispy Banana VR man he’s so cool he makes epic Vr videos and he’s definitely not me
Person: Yo did you see Crispy Banana VR video

Other Person: Not yet but I bet it’s epic

Pls subscribe I’m desperate

giant fricking banana 

On the other day and I have to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is the best thing ever is when you have to be a little bit of a sudden giant fricking banana.

First Banana 

The leader or superior, i.e. alpha male, of a group, clique, or social hierarchy. First banana is followed by the second in command, or second banana, who has reign over all bananas (e.g. third, second, fourth banana) excluding the first. Lower bananas are typically prone to the whims of upper bananas and can even become the subject of coercion or ridicule at the superior banana's expense.
Barack Obama is first banana; Joseph Biden is second banana.
First Banana by TrickDaddy07 December 30, 2010

warm banana 

When a slut sticks a peeled banana in her cunt and then lets a guy slowly eat it out of her.
Hey man, this nasty slut bitch at the bar last night let me eat a warm banana when i told her that i was hungry.
warm banana by B - Rad February 24, 2007