austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 24, 2021

Austin

There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.

I can’t describe Austin you have to meet him to understand what kind of person he is.

by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021

Australian Headbutt

The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.

Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!

by Ripn888 October 3, 2021

austin

normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)

Austins a bitch

by chin397 October 5, 2021

Austin

So sexy

Austin is so sexy his cock is large

by Lowa9 October 5, 2021

Australian blowjob

A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly

I gave this a girl a super hard Australian blowjob yesterday, her throat is still sore

by eilat13 October 6, 2021

Australian Cobain

when you violently shit yourself

bro im not having a good time right now.

why?

I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!

by cauksukka October 11, 2021