ghost piping

When your body’s parishing and your spirit is free and you find another spirit and have sexual intercourse with them

Tommy : I was ghost piping a girl when I was dying

Jim: fuck was it good

by Fuck nugget123 May 22, 2018

Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.

Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"

by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017

Ghosting

What my sister Leyla does to me whenever I text her.

When I text Leyla something, she never answers me and leaves me on read. She is ghosting me.

by HimynameisGiandmysisterisghost November 2, 2019

Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.

Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!

by schmuffin February 14, 2021

ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.

OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!

by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.

Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!

by mineat August 14, 2012