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Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.
Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.
by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017
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shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.
He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.
by Wise Texan May 8, 2023
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Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick
Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.
by Joetren December 14, 2019
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Two niggas and a white trash

I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash
man 1: what’s up nigga

Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again
by Afklabdor June 12, 2019
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thumb-under, two-seamer

When you jam your thumb up a ladies poop hole then split her vaginal lips with your index and middle fingers and throw her to the bed.
Okay Rocco after take her ass to pound town get, her in a thumb-under, two-seamer and toss her to the bed.
by Okay Rocco January 9, 2014
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Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem
"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"
by SteakSammich January 6, 2021
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Two second butta nutta

1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.
1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!
by I-hop650 May 31, 2011
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