Wiping the Turtle's mouth 

When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.

Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.

Wiping the Turtle's mouth by Broaders September 6, 2019

Yertle the Turtle 

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.

Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle

Yertle the Turtle by Hurburt December 1, 2019

The Only Apple On The Tree 

the only homosexual person in your room

Random Girl- Dang she the only apple on the tree.

The Only Apple On The Tree by luna.red December 2, 2019

to the teeth 

To the greatest degree or extent; extremely, completely, or utterly.

I know it takes me a long time getting ready, but nothing feels better than being dressed to the teeth for a night out on the town.
Everyone in the bar was armed to the teeth, so we felt a little bit nervous sitting down for a drink in there.
I have to say, I'm fed up to the teeth with all the people littering on campus!

to the teeth by asenfan February 28, 2020

waiting the tables 

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.

“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”

waiting the tables by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020

Cherlie the Ticken 

Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of barley, thats why he has such a big, fat... TUMMYYYY :DD
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of wheat, tutuutututu. thats why he has such a big strong... B E A K click click click click click
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots or corn, thats why he has such great big... Feet! shhhhOOP
But, if you think Cherlie the Ticken is big, you should see his... mUUUUUUUm :DDD
Cherlie is Ticken is also married to Riki Nendou from Saiki K

"I will grab a bat and yeet Cherlie the Ticken to mars" - Me, Ren

Cherlie the Ticken by CEO of Ren October 17, 2020

Frosting the Tip 

The act of one or more men submerging the uncircumcised tip of their penis into a depth of cocaine not exceeding the length of the ‘corona’. Once the ‘head’ or tip of the penis is fully coated with the aforementioned cocaine, it is then inserted into the mouth of a woman or women to whom services have been prearranged to be equal too, but not exceeding sexual gratification.

“Holy shit Brandon!...I had the craziest dream last night!...It was me and you, and two hookers! We were dipping our dicks in cocaine, then having them blow us! We were totally frosting the tip!

Frosting the Tip by Todd Morris November 5, 2020