Cool Pepe Beans

The rarest beans from the most dangerous frog in the world.
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong

You:"*smacks Pepe with a longdongshlong and proceeds to curse him* - Gimme gimme gimme a bean of the midnight
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"

by Pepeniggabeans69 June 29, 2019

Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.

Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.

by Henry Dawn September 26, 2018

bust a bean in this bitch

The hottest thing you can whisper into a bitch's ear, before releasing your hot baby-batter.

Kyle Whispers: "Imma bust a bean in this bitch. aha..." Kyle Laugh.

by Sinful Saddy May 14, 2020

Chili Bean bomb

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb

"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"

by Greirat November 1, 2023

stuff my bean

Something sexual

“You should stuff my bean”

by Minmb October 17, 2019

spray your beans

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.

"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)

by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008

Baked bean girl

-A girl who just looks like she would eat baked beans

"Jules is such a baked bean girl, you know what I mean"
"yeah man, I totally get you"

by RawrImadog123 March 16, 2022