The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.

Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly

Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice

by Bobesha June 25, 2020

Geographic-american

A protected race of people who are citizens of the United States of America who don't like America. Characteristics may include:
- Being triggered by or burning America's flag.
- Kneeling for America's national anthem.
- Wanting to remake America's Constitution.

- Expressing disappointment in America, its founding and its holidays.
- Wanting American history canceled so no one else can learn about it.
- Cheering on any restrictions on their own liberty.

A new poll shows that 85% of geographic-americans want mask mandates to continue indefinitely.

by Darkthunder75 June 15, 2021

American Meatball

The moment of a porn video where, upon the male actor receiving the sacrament of oral sex, pulls his genitals out of the poor madame's mouth and proceeds to rub his testicles across her face whilst her tongue is outstretched.

Porn Director: "This scene is looking great! Let's close it out with some American Meatball action, give her a towel, and call it a day."

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew December 2, 2022

Great American Family

an American cable television network. Owned by Great American Media, it broadcasts family-oriented general entertainment programming

July 2022, GAC Media announced a corporate rebranding that would replace the "GAC" prefix with "Great American", with GAC Family being rebranded as Great American Family on August 20, 2022, and GAC Media changing its trade name to Great American Media

by SPrice1980 June 27, 2023