straight lesbian male

A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.

Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.

by The wandering watermelon May 7, 2018

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straightedge

a person who is addicted to rock cocaine or uses regularly.this is referring to the person shaving there rocks with a straightedge razor blade so they can smoke it,snort it,or shoot it up.

see that beezy on tha corner shes a total straightedge.

by Mac Money September 4, 2008

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Super Straight

Someone who only dates the opposite gender; to avoid controversy against trans men or women

I’m a super straight male so I only date women.

by Cock’n’ball February 28, 2021

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straight lesbian

When a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.

Example 1: Kayla is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz. You know that German singer that looks like a girl?

Example 2:
Straight Lesbian: I would so fuck Jeffree Star!

Dude: But He's a total TRANNY!

by Sam Ssssss February 28, 2009