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Social fellatio

The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"
Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!
by BTheOne January 11, 2014
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Social

1-Ser vivo de pequenas dimensões e reduzida força física, que está no linear entre ser um puto nerd e querer ser fixe. Pode ser identificado à distância pela sua franja hedionda, calções/calças de fato de treino e os seus tradicionais brincos. Tem uma inteligência reduzida e grita quando está nervoso.

2- Luís Miguel Fernandes.

3- Que usa brincos.

4- Que se parece com Luís Miguel Fernandes

5- Que quer ser como Luís Miguel Fernandes.
1- Lá vai o social a tentar tripar com um guna.

2- O social gritou com o Paulo após perder no CS:GO.
3- Aquele gajo acha que é o social.

4- Olha ali o Luís armado em social.
5- O Arthur comeu a mãe do social.
by Giga Gordo October 2, 2020
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social hacker

Hey social hackers somebody who friends you or goes about collecting your information off of Facebook and then press on the innocent customer give her the password and username and password through the belief in something foolish is love or trust might exist in the world and then screws you the fuck over and takes everything you have
Did you hear about sis yeah she gave her information to that social hacker, and lost everything. I heard that tune tune before.

Social hackers prey upon the innocence of even the smartest and naivest of people, really want to know somebody’s password just asking for is that simple. Nine times out of 10 I’ll give it to you.
by Al3y / Allley October 15, 2022
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Social Contact Hangover

(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."
by Uncle McFlirty December 26, 2023
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Catholic Social Doctrine

"Catholic is as sane as people get" ~ The Guy who had a pretty substantial mental breakdown before his death. Aron Ra one called Catholics "Mary-Worshiping Pagans" and I'd expound on that to say "Mary-Worshiping pagans who have afforded themselves and infinite number of cosmic mulligans yet afford 0 to everyone else."
Hym "So, what you can expect to get from anyone promoted by Jordan Peterson is someone who promotes a Catholic Social Doctrine. Or, for the layman, being ruled by Catholicism... Regardless of whether or not you're a Catholic... And if you don't accept his ethos... Your life CAN'T have any meaning... Because his ethos IS THE THING GIVES LIFE MEANING. You see how you have to assume his ethos ad hoc for his ethos to work? Which is why I told you all a while ago: Never vote for anyone that Jordan Peterson promotes. Or anyone who associates with him. Actively vote against them!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Social contagion

Everything is a social contagion to you people, Jesus Christ!
Hym "Not everything a social contagion! Holy shit what is WRONG with you people!? This is NOTHING MORE than 'the failure of the people who could have done otherwise.' That's it. HIDING THEIR SHAME. Trying to sweep this under the rug. It isn't a social contagion. It isn't a syndrome. It's YOU refusing acknowledge what is happening to ME and those people."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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social selfie

social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes in order to put on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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