Roadkill-Safari

Driving across a street with lots of animals that have been struck and killed by motor vehicles.

Yo bro! Yesterday I was on a Roadkill-Safari. I even saw Bambi, tho!

by Danny Mallory December 29, 2013

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Roadcrib

When an individual's motor vehicle has a larger value than their home. Also applicable if vehicle's owner rents or still lives with parents. May also use Road Crib

Look at that dude's roadcrib. How is he driving a $50k car but lives at home with his momma?!

by Road Crib July 15, 2014

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Roadbelly

Being car sick.

When I was riding with my friend, she drove like a maniac and I got Roadbelly.

by Bnicer September 27, 2014

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The feeling of absolute joy you get from driving on a beautiful road, the view, the smell of petrol and your right foot pushing the gas pedal to the floor. You don´t have to drive a supercar or even drive fast. Just the feeling you get sitting behind the wheel and becoming one with the car, it´s like a meditation. But better. Much better.

Man, driving that Ferrari on the twisty road totally gave me a roadgasm.

I got a roadgasm on the way home, just me driving and a perfect scenery everywhere you look.

by Calabro March 11, 2015

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roadhouse barstool

It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.

Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.

by Killua Freecs January 24, 2016

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