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wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.
I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.
by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016
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Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham
by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021
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connor is a penis

when your friend is gay
you: ur gay, so connor is a penis
by ur mom is May 24, 2018
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PENIS ACTION

The greatest feeling in the world that hardly anybody knows except MUSLIM people as you can if you want.

PISSING is the most fulfilling outside if the URINAL and PISS BOTTLES.

I have erected a clothing store that has special clothing for the most enjoyable PENIS ACTION males can ever experience.

Myself long time as a child for MASTURBATION.
No the PENIS ACTION is not anything with EJACULATION as next part of DEFINITIOM will say clearly.

PISSING ALL OVER YOURSELF is the best PENIS ACTION you can ever experience as it is the PERFECT INVOLUNTARY RELEASE which beats the RESTTOOM by a mile.

Special clothing for the new sport of confidential PENIS ACTION while the PENIS is inside that cliothimg for maximum comfort for your PISSGASM.

Most of my EJACULATION was the most important PENIS ACTION as the very long PISSGASM as over TEN MINUTES as I lay on the TILE the PISS continued to come out until the END I felt the EJACULATION ORGASM sensations at the HIGHEST POINT.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021
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Penis Biter

A penis biter is a person that bites men or transgender women's penis'. Penis biters are mostly gay people that need an exorcist.
Ex: "Dylan is such a gay penis biter
by DumbDuck November 4, 2020
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Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra
"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."
by What the fuck Richard. January 18, 2019
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melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS
Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.
by bigballs22 October 24, 2017
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