urban ninja 

A raging, pwnaging, art whoring, kickass painter by the name of Eleine who goes by depresedescapist on deviantart and UrbanNinja on GFX.

Note: I don't usually act like this, I just happen to be particularly hyper right about now.

person 1: OMG did you see Urban Ninja's art on DA? IT'S F*ING AWESOME!

Person 2: Um... HELL YES!!! Where the hell have you been? It was pwnaging since before you were born! In fact, since before the almightly ninja was born!

urban ninja by Eleine May 9, 2005

white ninja 

the worst comic ever invented, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read this comic

person 1: "hey man you read that white ninja comic?"
person 2: "no fkn way man, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read that comic"

white ninja by fbl July 30, 2006

ninja rock 

a ninja rock is a rock that sneaks up on you while walking or running and causes you to either twist, sprain, or break your ankle. At the very least it will make you say ouch that hurt. Most commonly happens at night when you cant really see whats on the ground so well.

I was walking to the chow hall with my roomies and out of nowhere this ninja rock made me twist my ankle.

Aww fuck damn ninja rock just tried to take me out. I hate those sneaky bastards.

Dude Caleb was walking to back from the store last night and stepped on a ninja rock. It put him on crutches man.

ninja rock by bigious alious May 20, 2009

Screaming Ninja

The coolest freaking person ever, usually with wicked awesome moves

Woah, did you see him jump? Total screaming ninja.

Screaming Ninja by PanPan3.14159 December 16, 2008

Ninja'd 

to be extremely high yet act so sober that no one was able to tell the difference.

Kevan ninja'd everyone at the party last night.

Ninja'd by Lil Matt 88 October 31, 2008

ninja 

a term vastly used in MMORPGs or games that consists of various item drops from monsters

n.
a person who neglects the concept of fairness and steal item drops found in MMORPGs without the act of "rolling" against other players to recieve the item

v.
to loot without "rolling"

1.) he ninja'ed my fucking gloves!!!!!
2.) omfg i fucking got ninja'ed last night in MC
3.) he's a fucking ninja

ninja by edche July 16, 2008

ninja problems 

having problems functioning sexualy

bob:whats wrong with you man?
george:ninja problems
bob:ahh

ninja problems by lots of love February 22, 2008