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mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.
The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.
by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009
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Mexican National Anthem

Also known as "Himno Nacional", the Mexican Anthem was written by Francisco González Bocanegra and composed by Jaime Nunó.
It was officially declared Mexico's National anthem in 1943.
Its also called "Mexicanos, al grito de guerra", Spanish for "Mexicans, at the cry of war".
Despite me not being Mexican, I love the Mexican National Anthem!
by Yukie March 13, 2009
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Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
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mexican wind tunnel

The sexual act of scissoring a girl and positioning your bunghole up to her vagina and farting into it, then turn around and place your penis infront of it and having her queef it back on your dick like its a sleek automobile in a wind tunnel
Dude, I gave tina the best mexican wind tunnel last night, my dick is soo sleek
by lil muny May 23, 2010
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Mexican sticky balls

There are two types of Mexican sticky balls.
1) A food dish which does not exist as far as I know, where Rice, Beans, and other Mexican ingredients are baked and then covered in salsa, and they are sticky.
2) After a Mexican male is done running (most likely from the police) and he cools down a little bit, he will probably have Mexican sticky balls. It takes a little while for their balls to become sticky, because the sweat has to thicken a little bit. Right when they stop their balls are just wet and slippery. Trust me.
Wife: What's that on my face?
Me: Oh, those are my Mexican sticky balls.
by Rondon January 1, 2008
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Mexican funny basket

when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.
by Jake MacIsaac Josh Carpenter January 13, 2011
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Mexican Banzai Challenge

The act of taking copious amounts of laxative and eating vast amounts of taco bell in one sitting.
Dude Larry almost died last night from the Mexican banzai challenge.
by PinHeadLarry July 20, 2014
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