mutilated mary

when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong

got bored so i robbed a bank using the 'mutilated mary'

by throbbingmidgets.com November 27, 2021

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Mary Poppin’s Mouth

A throat so deep that you could pull anything out of it

That bitch had a mary poppin’s mouth so deep that I almost got lost.

by runnindownmyvagina November 28, 2021

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Mari

the best person

Mari is so funny and hot I wish I was her
Yeah I dream about Mari all the time I love her

by anonymous November 29, 2021

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She is a beautiful person inside and out. A girl who classy old school but still bougie.
who's been through a lot she loves Jesus and her mama. But don't screw over because hell has no fury like a Roseanne Marie.

I got a hook up with a Roseann Marie ,gotta get to know her better.

by Dream Rose December 1, 2021

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Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.

Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

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