Am I an idiot?

If you searched this up on Utban dictionary expecting a real answer you are.

This Idoit on their dorky lil nerdy stupid Ahh goofy lookin ass device asked

“Am i an Idiot?” On urban dictionary

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 11, 2022

i got the dub

If you win at a game or sport

Hey dude I got the dub last night at the football game

it was awesome

by OstrichBae April 21, 2018

If I was your vampire

awesome song by the king of his silver wardrobe, misunderstood world of furniture polish and cold velvet, Marilyn Manson. DO NOT FUCKING RELATE IT TO TWILIGHT.

6 AM, christmas morning, no shadows no reflections here, lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace... LOOK UP If I was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson on youtube. You won't regret it, I swear.

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

i suck at editing.

A term used in Nepali twitter to show off your extra hot body.

Chaman ko i suck at editing. ta wild hot thiyo yaar!

by VaxoDai March 23, 2021

I call shenanagins

When you feel a situation is too wild or unbeleivabe and can not be true, you have the rights to "call shenanagins"

guy1:guess wat dude
guy2:wat
guy1:i just won the jackpot, helped cure cancer, and made out with your sister all in one night
guy2: uh-un i call shenanagins on that shit

by datdude42 September 1, 2009

I DO apologize

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009

I want to die

Are you in school right now?

OMG this prison named school sucks i want to die

i know, me too

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhj October 9, 2019