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happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"
by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015
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Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.
I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.
by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022
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happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.
How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick
by cat518 January 25, 2025
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happy hour

At a swinger party, the one time where all of the men and women climax. This event is very rare and only happens to the luckiest of people.
"Bro, it was happy hour at that swinger party! the moaning noise was at 69 decibels!"

"damn, son"
by Anqrygole May 6, 2018
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Happiness

Happiness is when your not tired of being lonely, or when your smile is real not a mask, happiness is when their is something that can some how cure the reason your laugh is fake, or your smile, laughs, jokes. That's happiness
They bring me happiness unlike any other of my friends or family they understand the loneliness. Because they were also brilliant liers once and could hide it.
by Tcom4ever February 16, 2018
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Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night
Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus
by mandaoaskslakdls December 8, 2012
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happy

sAd!!!!!
I'm hApPy !!!!!
by 714xpendeja June 21, 2019
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