When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.
by MegzMaree June 11, 2024

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.
by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 25, 2020

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.
Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.
by User1893 July 21, 2022

from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07, W1: "Step dancing, or stepping, is a form of street dancing that has evolved into a cross between Ladysmith Black Mambazo and Marine Corps basic training."
"'Stomp the Yard,' which was directed by Syvain White, is absolutely fixated by step dancing." (also from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07)
by Give credit to WSJ writer Joe Morgenstern December 10, 2008

to fuck a girl
by jixren January 16, 2024

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
