Dancal 

A snobby, irritating, uneducated, smelly, ignorant male. A real pity of a man, one who always tries to put himself on top. He isn't fun, thoughtful or respectful. He always forgets a birthday, anniversary or holiday. He isn't educated, hard working- or ambitious! He may be rude to other humans, but he loves family, and animals that aren't usually deemed house pets such as goats or alpacas.

Dancal is so annoying, jeez!

That guy is a real Dancal.

Dancal by sevy_boi April 7, 2018

contra dancing 

a widely unknown type of community folk dance (at least among children/teenagers).

Simply explained as similar to square dancing, but the couples are arranged in lines. It's quite fun, actually, but no one would know it because no one knows of it.

Moves done throughout the dance include the do-si-do, hey, swing, circle to the left/right, star left/right, gypsy, ladies chain/curtesy turn, right-and-left through, promenade, etc.

Do you know what contra dancing is?

Uh... no?

No one does.

contra dancing by nooneknowsit January 24, 2010

naked dancing 

getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...

Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.

naked dancing by Marty Hester July 25, 2014

horizontal folk dancing 

A slang term for having sex.

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"

horizontal folk dancing by Orbter January 27, 2005

Are we human, or are we dancer? 

Possibly the most ridiculous lyrics in the history of song-making. The only song with lyrics that surpass Human in ridiculousness is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.

The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer??!?
Bob: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Are we human, or are we dancer? by x NiLLA WaFeR x January 2, 2009

Irish dancing 

A very competitive dance, it requires alot of work to get to the top, it originates from ireland but the phenomina has spread all across the world, only the coolest people do irish dancing!!!

Riverdance, Lord of the dance, Celtic Tiger. A few popular dance shows to name. If you have herd of Micheal Flatley you have proberly herd of Irish Dancing.

Irish dancing by A dancer July 11, 2005

freak dancing 

when a girl puts her bottem on a boys frontside and the girl shakes her bottem.

Jessica was freak dancing on all the boys.

freak dancing by daesha January 11, 2005