dicks out december

The month following no nut november, dedicated to beating your meat at least twice a day.

Jones: Hey bro I heard you survived no nut november
Yao: Yeah dawg it was tough, can't wait to get started on dicks out december

by Gaping Meteor November 7, 2017

Fuck dom December

If you know a dominic you must have sex with him at least once in the month of December of course no incest and you have to make sure he cums

It’s fuck dom December ...I’m bout ta go get me some diick!

Omg I’m coming with you

by Test Her limit bruh December 3, 2020

Don't Diddle December

Redemption for people who failed No Nut November. Same rules just for whole December.

Bruv you passed NNN?
No, I'm gonna try again during Don't Diddle December

by Jace333 December 1, 2018

31 december 2020

on that day 2020 you have to shout jumanji to get out if this game (year)

Person 1:come let's shout jumanji
Person 2:But why-
Person 1:to get out of this game cause it's 31 december 2020
Person 2:But this is not a game
Person 1:but it was a horrible year
Person 2:your right in 3 2 2..
Person 1 & 2:JUMANJI

by ..wiks December 13, 2020

Kick nuts december

Kick nuts december, is the month where girls can kick and/or hit another guys nuts, as a revenge for “slap ass october” and “grab ass november”
So girls get ready, and guys watch out ((:

A Girl kicks a guy in the nuts, but he can’t do anything about it. Kick nuts december has a rule, where the guy cant do anything about it

by Antijyden November 5, 2020

December 22, 2012

The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.

Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----

~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.

by ApocolypseNo January 13, 2013

30 December 2020

On the 30th of December 2020 is exposure day u get to expose your friends and family

Friend 1: Hey I'm gonna expose you because today us the 30 December 2020

" Sam's crush is Kate"

by anonymous December 29, 2020