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Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
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canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
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pigs can fly!

The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.
The Pigs Can Fly! show was soooo amazing last night!
by pcfbass November 14, 2011
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Spray can

When you give your having sexual intercourse with your partner and you finish all over them covering their body like a spray can
Louis:Last night I gave Alice the spray can.
Harvey:really your crazy bro
by JustCallMeL;) April 13, 2020
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Can

He is the biggest Playboy on the world and he fuck arben everyday in the Ass and he is ritch and Buy everyday ziesen
Lass ficken du geile olle und bercan liebt 14jährige
by Can49 November 22, 2021
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a can

1. it’s a can
2. american but without the meri (merry xd lol)
Hey, look it’s a can!

hlo ar u a can i am cndian
by radderman December 25, 2021
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Can

Can is a really cool boy in germany we call girls, kahba and the ,,kahbas‘‘ wants his dingdong
His insta is cano.046
by Fenasi_kerim November 21, 2021
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