by Roby the Dangerous November 14, 2011
Get the Mads P Bonermug. An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
by Squea April 10, 2008
Get the Physical Exam Bonermug. by Spaghet February 21, 2009
Get the popped a bonermug. An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
by stbn January 3, 2010
Get the One Ball Bonermug. When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.
Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"
by Professor Boner November 2, 2011
Get the Boner Breaker 9000mug. <Also known as R.B.S.>
An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."
"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."
"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.
"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."
"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.
by Booty McShakespeare March 9, 2009
Get the Random Boner Syndromemug. a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.
"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."
by theGUARDian January 8, 2010
Get the skin-ripping bonermug.