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Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.
Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha
by Luke5119 October 10, 2015
mugGet the Mortgage Beermug.

German beer

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way
by Czech lady October 18, 2020
mugGet the German beermug.

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.
A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."
by yogha April 1, 2024
mugGet the Shower Beermug.

Beer Beggar

Someone who thinks that just because you brought beer to a social outing that is an opportunity to come over and drink beer for free. Usually not from your geographic area. They will usually introduce themselves and then immediately ask for a complimentary beverage. After this they quickly excuse themselves and rejoin their own friends. They repeat this process over and over again approaching a different friend of yours each time, until your beer supply is exhausted.
Hey man what's up? My name Jc and I'm from South Congress, got a beer I can have? I'm not a beer beggar, I will get you back as soon as I get a car and some money!
by meanbird August 24, 2011
mugGet the Beer Beggarmug.

Beer Your Soul

A drinking game which involves someone asking a question to a group of people, which everyone must answer honestly. The group (minus the asker of the question) must then drink and can only stop drinking once the asker has said that they may. The asker is to judge the qualities of the answers, and then one by one tell the group to stop drinking, in the order of the one with best answer to stop drinking first and the worst answer having to drink for the longest period of time in the group
"I was so drunk last night"
"well you wouldnt have been if you hadnt given such lame answers during Beer Your Soul"
by flat10 February 14, 2012
mugGet the Beer Your Soulmug.

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.
"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021
mugGet the 12 Beer Bakermug.

Beer women

Beer women is a sound commonly heard in the music of a former electronic music producer “B Sands”.
Bear women, bear women *loud bass drop* beer women, beer women
by Lolwhatevermydudes July 5, 2023
mugGet the Beer womenmug.

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