Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004

Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004

glossy taco dirty

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )

Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this

by Not my real name hahaha January 06, 2018

Bald Pink Taco

Vagina

Lemme put my meat in your bald pink taco.

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW October 25, 2002

Taco Bell Remorse

The feeling of remorse after leaving Taco Bell and realizing you should have bought more food.

John: Man I really should have bought another Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Alex: Taco Bell Remorse

by ID_Superstar February 28, 2010

Taco Tecate Tuesday

When college students gather in their dorm on a Tuesday night to eat a lot of cheap tacos and drink a lot of Tecate. Taco Tecate Tuesday makes Tuesday one of the best days of the week, if not the best. Anything that starts with the letter T can/may be included into this night (togas, tequila, THC, etc.).

1) - Hey are you coming to eat tacos and drink Tecates tonight?

- I don't know, I have a lot of homework

- But it's Taco Tecate Tuesday!

- You're right! Count me in!

2) - Excuse me sir, do you know what day it is?

-I believe it's Tuesday

- No, it's Taco Tecate Tuesday!

by craw daddy April 19, 2010

taco squirt

when you scare a girl so bad, she unexpectedly fires a small stream of piss from her vag

last night we scared sarah so bad she taco squirted everywhere

by MaRi0 November 26, 2007