Person

legal term for a business entity that is a human or non-human and a nickname given to Mitt Romney from Jordan Thomas Cooper over a decade ago

Person is still a human entity and JFK is the only president buried without a brain.

by Coop Dupe January 12, 2020

cutest person ever

Aryana is the cutest person ever

Aryana is the cutest person ever prove me wrong

by TheOrangeoftruth June 21, 2022

Personal Ragnar

The friend that is always there for you when you're feeling down

Me: I'm tired of everything :(
Friend: Aw man :( Dw I'm here if you need me
Me: Ty my personal Ragnar

by We're not doing "get help" March 20, 2023

Personal

You have to keep it yourself, like your info;
It belongs to you

My bed is personal.

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022

due to my strong personal convictions

I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult.

YOU ARE DEAD AND BURRIED YOU ARE DEAD ( oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)

Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)

by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023

Smartest person alive

Look in your mirror

Who’s the Smartest person alive
Look in your mirror

by Rosepup May 26, 2021

Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023