Squeak your Pink

slang term for female masturbation.

female masturbation flicking the bean jill off finger diddle diddle the skittle masturbation masturbate

"Life lesson I learned today: don't squeak your pink four times when you have to ride your bike to work immediately after."

by Sateeessfffieeed November 24, 2009

Getting your kudi

"Black" term for getting some action.

jenn: whats good? maggie: about to get my kudi!
orrr
ang: you getting your kudi right now? rach: when arnt i getting my kudi!?

by jennifeeerrrrr August 30, 2010

under your nose

in plain sight but not noticed (often with right)

That meth leb could be right under your nose.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2007

Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

by Potshot44 January 13, 2009

your social life

something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.

“Bro do you have a social life?”

“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”

“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”

by The Kinky person April 18, 2020

Your Sister is a Mister

The ultimate comeback that were Steven Hawking’s final blessings to us before his passing.

Steven: Your sister is a mister... *final breath*

Man: What an OG that man was

by The Kluxinator March 15, 2018

Step on your dick

screw-up,Do a bad thing,Embarass yourself.

very often said in the military.

Make sure you prepare for this,i don't want to see you step on your dick up there.

WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!

by C.R. DUMAS October 6, 2005